Alright, listen up! The Strawberry-scented lube? Yeah, it works, I'll give it that. Smelled like a candy store exploded, smooth as silk, did exactly what a lube’s supposed to do. No complaints there. Easy cleanup, no sticky aftermath, like it was never there. That part? FIVE outta FIVE. Print it.
But the delivery? Oh, don’t get me started on the delivery! Had to chase them down with more emails than Parker sends selfies. PROMISED discreet shipping, what do I get? They hand it off to one of my tenants like it's a pizza! NO call, NO warning! I oughta sue 'em for public embarrassment. That part? TWO outta FIVE. DISGRACEFUL.
Overall? Great product, garbage delivery. Fix your logistics before I run a headline on it! Now where’s Parker with those photos?!